Excuses that just don't make sense

Half a year ago I found a little nice forum game in Elsword NA forum.

So why not start it here as well?

This one -> Excuses that just don't make sense (fun little game) [NA]

The game is explained in the quote below. Source: Link^

Quote from BlackoutEnvy

The scenario: You're in class but your secret Superhero/Magical Girl Alarm goes off in your pocket. You need to get out of class but how?

The answer: Make the dumbest, most nonsensical excuse possible. This teacher has no idea what she's doing, so, the less sense it makes, the higher the chances of you getting out.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think my hair is swelling.

Sorry, I have to go, my neighbour is being threatened by my Kiwi plant again.

Sorry, I have to go.

The weather forecast predicted that a localized tornado

will occur on my roof, if I don't return right now.